January 2011
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This is the worst argument ever.
Haters are just jealous of me because they have no life outside of hating other people. And they’re not talented. Unlike me. I’m ~*sOoOoOoOoO*~ talented! (I make ~*typographies*~, losers) They’re just jealous ‘cause they don’t have fans and some shit. Plus, haters, if you don’t like what you see, then don’t stalk me! And I’m allowed to be who I am!...
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So today I just randomly realized that I want to...
I just saw a picture of him and Keith Richards on stage, and I was all, “Shit, man. I’d love to be Mick Jagger.”
More when he was young, although he’s still pretty okay now. But yeah.
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Guts (Chuck Palahniuk) →
While on his 2003 tour to promote his novel Diary, Palahniuk read to his audiences a short story titled “Guts”, a tale of accidents involving masturbation, which appears in his book Haunted. It was reported that to that point, 40 people had fainted while listening to the readings.Playboy magazine would later publish the story in their March 2004 issue; Palahniuk offered to let them...
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I create and follow too many rules for my own...
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Everyone is entitled to have their own Golden...
And here, aside from the generic Golden Rule (Do not do unto others what you do not want others to do unto you—which I so abuse), is mine:
Never go out of your way for someone you like.
Or barely. Or seldom. Just don’t do it more than half the time. Especially when you know you wouldn’t do it for anyone else. Sure, think about going out of your way for someone, maybe give this...
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whiteblankpagesss:
Sum 41 - Fat Lip
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You’d think that after the instructions we had to copy from the manual explicitly specified in ALL CAPS that you handle very carefully and do not shake the test tube, you wouldn’t even dare slightly shake the test tube.
I don’t understand why I found you shaking the test tube very vigorously.
Never mind everything else.
I’m sorry, but why.
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whitepajamas:
Sympathy For...
Anonymous asked: do you know who I am?
Anonymous asked: do you know who I am?
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aprilized asked: OH MY, TWIX IS YOUR FAVORITE...TOO? Hee hee, wala lang =))
aprilized asked: OH MY, TWIX IS YOUR FAVORITE...TOO? Hee hee, wala lang =))
Anonymous asked: whats your favorite chocolate? :)
Anonymous asked: whats your favorite chocolate? :)
Anonymous asked: What would you NOT do for a billion dollars?
Anonymous asked: What would you NOT do for a billion dollars?
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I bought 5 pairs of socks.
I have never been this excited about socks before. But think about it! 5 pairs of socks. I could have a pair per day to wear to school, because one pair is just white, really.
Obviously, I am really sock-depraved. It’s a real dilemma. Like, am I supposed to wear the special socks today, or some other day? But now I don’t have to think about it anymore! I have 4 pairs of special socks...
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I've decided I want to become a lawyer.
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explosivegratitudes replied to your post:If a guy were to dedicate the song “Just the Way…
I SECOND THAT MOTION
And that, my dear Nicole, is why we are friends.
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If a guy were to dedicate the song “Just the Way You Are” to me, I might punch him in the face.
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Unpopular opinion time:
I don’t get The Social Network. I know I’m in no position to judge because a.) I don’t exactly have an exceptional taste in films and b.) I have not even watched the movie. But I swear to God, or whatever, every time I see that quote with the “fuck you flipflops” I am this close to punching my screen. Not that it’s a big loss to any of...
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franakin-skywkr:oxinthebox:nowhereplans:misterbella...
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Oh, man. It's almost a year since I last had a...
I just wrote an essay last week about how I hated haircuts, but somehow I miss getting haircuts. Oh, man. Oh man oh man oh man.
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Also, the whole Zodiac sign ordeal reminded me, I always wanted to do an experiment on people and tell them that it’s their horoscope when it’s actually another sign’s horoscope.
You know.
Like Barnum effect.
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(via ameliathompsonx)
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quietheartsforaquietstart replied to your photo:Sometimes I learn cool things in school. So that,…
Precolonial Filipinos had a better understanding of human subjectivity than a whole number of people who came after we were Christianized.
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In Spite Of All The Danger | The...
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Yeah life sucks.
It is pretty shitty.
(Wah wah wah self-pity.)
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Why I Am the Way I Am.
I have so many things to tell you. So many thoughts and so many feelings. You’d think I don’t have a lot of feelings, but it’s only because if people around you believe you don’t have a lot of feelings, then it gets easier to pretend that you don’t have a lot of feelings.
Easier doesn’t mean it’s better.
And then you can pretend that you don’t get...
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Fun facts about this day:
I hate it so much.
I guess it’s not really a “fun fact.”
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I hate feelings so much.
I go to sleep each night not knowing if I’ll feel the same way when you wake up. Will I still be happy? Will I fall in or out of love?
The impermanence of everything is frightening. I can barely tell anyone anything, because I know, somehow, some time, things will change. I can tell you, now, that I love you, but tomorrow, things could be different, and you could...