I do; because while everyone’s thinking about how closely they can relate to this song, I’m thinking about how I can relate at all nothing to this song.
Because it’s written by Bruno Mars.
Because it’s written by a guy who can afford to be lazy. He can afford to lie down in his bed all day and write a (lazily written) song about how lazy he is. And you know, I’m okay with the lazily written song, if it weren’t for the fact that his other (non-lazy) songs are just as well.
He can earn millions of dollars from that. If I lay down the whole day the only thing I would earn is weight, and, well, dust, and a lecture from my mother.
So I can hardly relate to it. Because even though I did do all those things he stated in songs, there is still this fine print included in the song: but step up your game tomorrow because sleeping in all day only works for Bruno Mars.
(Also I might have this thing against lazy people, even though I am one myself.)
